Scores are public. The story belongs to us.
Every run pulls a different face from bacon night. Tap to stay airborne, dodge the stacks, and take the league high score.
Pick the manager whose starting kicker scores the most this week. No skill positions. No mercy.
Choose your team in My Show first. Your pick becomes a public receipt.
Every published card lives here. Confidence is temporary. Screenshots are forever.
Every matchup call, every weekly side bet, every week. Matchup winners score 1 point; the side-stage special scores 2 points.
The Golden Mic, a permanent place in The Vault, and the right to choose next season’s opening side bet.
The first week has not started, which has done absolutely nothing to lower anyone’s confidence.
Show everyone where game day found you. Drop a photo or short video from your phone and it lands here for the whole league.
The commissioner has the passphrase. You only enter it once on this phone.
Call all six winners, lock the card to the league wall, then send the receipt to the group chat.
Tap every winner. Your draft stays on this phone until you publish it to the league.
Choose your team and finish the card to publish a receipt.
Six matchups. Zero quiet opinions. Scores update from the public Yahoo league feed.
| Seed | Club / Manager | Record | PF | PA | Form |
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Top six cross the playoff line. Everyone else starts rehearsing.
*Science conducted entirely in the group chat. Appeals will be laughed at.
“Tap the button. Aim carefully.”No managers were protected in the making of this feature.